by Luna Mandrake
This is probably doubly blasphemous because I'm writing this -- and posting this -- on a Sunday. I will surely be sent to dark Hades for my actions yesterday which all innocently enough took place while selling our merch at an outdoor event.
We had the Pope for sale, you see. Not the current one but the super-beloved John Paul II. It was a heavy statue issued by the Danbury Mint that simply stated "Millenium Blessing." Kept under wraps, it never even made… Continue